What amazed me (and like Dave C wrote) was the lack of common sense. 50 cent can of Coke or a comped meal? Hmm.. let me think. Specifically with point 8, I’ve had meals that were barely untouched because they were so shitty and the waiter looked at me with a blank stare. Didn’t ask if the meal was ok, just picked it up and went on his way. How thick do you have to be to completely ignore a visual cue like that? Sad thing is that it happens quite often. Makes me wonder what kind of training these folks are getting.

How about the bone head that tells you ” Sorry Mama, we are out of Coke”. At 6 Pm on a Sat night ????? so I ask him in a very polite but gutteral voice, ” well can some one please find some, maybe at the very large Lowes Food store that shares the common firewall with you ??”

So he looks at me and Says ” Well if you realy think I need too”

o_0 WTF !!!!!!!!!

With a gaping mouth wide open and twitching left eye o_0, I can’t beieve what I’m hearing. So I pull him closer to me and say ” What do think, should I go get it my self then tell the manager to write off my wife’s dinner over a can of Coke. Hmmmmm ”

Then he looks back at me and says ” I did’nt think of it that way ” and walks off.

Needless to say Margaret got her can of coke and when he brought it to the table he did have a cold glass for Her.

Just Kill Me !!!!!